Category Archives: Not Sport

There’s only one Tree Hill – embrace the cheese

Otherwise known as: “The world according to fictional beautiful people.”

Let me get this clear right away, One Tree Hill is NOT shit TV. One Tree Hill is THE shit.

I thank-yoww.

For the last 8 years One Tree Hill has been somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me. Continue reading


Festival Fever

So you may have guessed I’m sat in front of the TV watching the dregs of the coverage of the first day of The Open and boring you, rather than getting merry in a damp and soggy field in Suffolk.

But even if I did have money, you wouldn’t get me there this year. Continue reading


Toddlers and Tiaras – shit with sparkles

Most little girls grow out of Barbie dolls, but those who don’t become pageant mums. Or “moms” as they say.

For anyone who doesn’t know, Toddlers and Tiaras is possibly the scariest thing you will ever see on television.  And presumably, here are a few rules of being a pageant “mahhm:” Continue reading


“Saturday night’s alright” … well actually, no it’s not

After a full day of telling myself I was fine to go out with friends on Saturday night, I finally had to give in to being poorly and resign myself to a night in.

Weekends in and alone are not something I like to make a habit of but, on this occasion, I thought it may make a nice exception to stay in with some tasty food and mong in front of the TV. Afterall, there’s loads on TV on a Saturday right? Continue reading


Radio Killed.

Theres a serious, serious problem rocking offices all over the country. It’s horrible.

It will slowly kill each and every one of us. It’s killing me and half the office I work in. I’d bet it’s killing the other Future’sBleak-ers. Continue reading


Embarrassing bodies: Live from the clinic

Embarrassing Bodies – Live from the mortification of my sofa. Not so catchy is it. Or maybe it is. Depending on your ailment of course.

Don’t get me wrong, I love it – tuning in every week to see all (literally) manner of so-called ‘embarrassing’ problems. Continue reading


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